NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICA

Afro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics) Irish-American Speak — Leprechaunics Native-American Speak — Kimosabics Italo-American Speak — Spumonics (or Rigatonics) Chinese-American Speak — Won-tonics Japanese-American Speak — Mama-san-ics Polish-American Speak — Kielbasanics Jewish-American Speak — Zionics Russian-American Speak — Rasputonics Spanish-American Speak — Flan-ics Scottish-American Speak — Tartan-ics Eskimo-American Speak — Harpoonics German-American Speak — Autobaunics (or Teutonics) Candain-American Speak — EH?onics Florida Democratic Voters Speak — Moronics