When I take a long time
I am slow
When my boss takes a long time
He is thorough
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When I don’t do it
I am lazy
When my boss doesn’t do it
He is too busy
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When I do something without being told
I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same
That is initiative
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When I please my boss
I’m ass-kissing
When my boss pleases his boss
He’s co-operating
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When I do good
My boss never remembers
When I do wrong
He never forgets
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