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Life of an Egg




So you think your life is bad…

Just think how bad the life of an egg is…

You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

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