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Legal quotes & quips




When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;

When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;

When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice;

– Lin Yutang
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‘Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.’

– Ambrose Bierce
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“A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.?

– Benjamin Franklin
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‘Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.’

– Oscar Wilde
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‘In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.’

– Lenny Bruce
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‘I was never ruined but twice — once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.’

– Voltaire

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