A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, “Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?”

He said, “I was thinking that I wanted to suck your titties dry and fuck you until you couldn’t think straight.” She smiled at him and said, “So what are you thinking now?”

He said, “I think I did a pretty good job!”