The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team’s performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a sixteen-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says,

“Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.”

“What!” the coach says in a panic, “How far down does it go?”

She replies, “Down to my balls. That’s something else I want to talk to you about.”