Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come
back to complain she says – “For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi’s.

yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven’t seen all of her!

Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys
a seven!

Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…

New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!

Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!