Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.

your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway.

your momma is so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.

your momma is so fat, she influences the tide.

Your mother is so stupid, on her application under education she put HOOKED ON PHONICS

your momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test.

your momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

your momma is so old, she proof read the ten commandments.

your momma is so stupid, on here application under sex, she put twice a week.

your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 miniutes.

your mommas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on the soul train.

your momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M & M’s factory for throwing away all the W’s.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!
You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!
You’re momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!
You’re momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!
You’re momma so poor, her idea of big spendin’ is buyin’ a gumball!

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s and by the time she got it on, it spelled ‘BOULEVARD’.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo’ Mama is so old, when God said ‘let there be light’, she was there to flick the switch.

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.