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Girl on the Beach




One day a man was walking on the beach and saw a girl with no arms or legs crying.The man went up to the girl and asked why she was crying. The girl said, “i’m 21 and I have no arms or legs and i’ve never been kissed.”

The man bent down and gave her the most softest, gentelist kiss and then he started to walk away.

Then he heard the girl crying again. He went back and asked, “Why are you crying now?”

The girl said, “I have no arms or legs, I’m 21 and I’ve never been screwed.”

The man bends down, picks up the girl and throws her into the ocean.

Then the man said, “You’ve been screwed now baby.”

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