A gay guy is standing at the gates of heaven when he hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

He says to St. Peter, “What’s going on?”

St. Peter replies, “That’s the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos.”

He says, “Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I’d rather go to hell.”

St. Peter says, “In hell, you’ll be constantly raped and sodomized.”

He says, “That’s okay. I’ve already got holes for that.”