Log on – Adding a log to your wood stove
Log off – Don’t add a log to your wood stove
Monitor – Keep an eye on the wood stove
Megahertz – When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morning
Floppy disk – What you get from piling too much wood into your wood stove
Ram – The hydraulic machine that makes the woodsplitter work
Drive – Getting home during most of the winter to your wood stove
Hard drive – Trying to get home during a heavy snow storm
Prompt – What you wish the mail was during the snow season
Enter – Come on in
Windows – What you must shut when the temperature hits 10 below
Screen – What is a must during black fly season
Chip – What you munch during a football games
Microchip – What’s left in the bag when the normal chips are gone
Modem – What you did to your fields last July
Dot Matrix – Eino Matrix’s wife
Laptop – Where the grandkids sit
Keyboard – Where you’re supposed to put the keys so the wife can find them
Software – Plastic picnic utensils
Mouse – What leaves those little turds in the cupboard
Mainframe – The part of the house that holds up the roof
Port – Where the commercial fishing boats dock
Random Access Memory – When you can’t remember how much you spent on the new deer rifle when wife asks about it
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