One day a poor old lady found a dollar and with that dollar she bought a lottery ticket.
She won the lottery! She bought a house and a dog. She said to herself, “What should I name my house?” And she looked around and she saw a guy mooning her so she decided to name her house “Butt”
Then she needed a name for her dog. So she looked around and saw a crack house so she named her dog “Crack”.
One day about a month later she woke up and couldn’t find her dog. She looked all over the house and she couldn’t find it anywhere! So finally she called the cops and said, “Police please help me I’ve looked all over my Butt but I can’t find my Crack!”