In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts. In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it. In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: magic and lies. In the fight between you and the world, back the world. Incompetence is a double-edged banana. Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you’ve got. – Andrew Young, American politician Inspiration and perspiration are related by more than rhyme. Intelligence is a tool to be used towards a goal, and goals are not always chosen intelligently. – Larry Niven ‘Protector’ Interchangable parts won’t. Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.