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Business one-liners 06




A stagnant science is at a standstill.

A theory is better than its explanation.

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.

A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.

Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.

Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) – Stafford Beer

According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.

According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

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