Q: What do a Blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: Once on their back, they’re both screwed.

Q: Whats the best way to get into a blonde’s pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: What do blondes and pumpkins have in common?
A: Their heads are both hollow.

Q: What happens when you turn a blonde upside down?
A: You get a brunette.

Q: How do you teach a blonde math?
A: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, enter the square root, and hope she doesn’t multiply.