Mike goes to his first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting isa murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked cross it.

Mike walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

Mike says, “Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”