When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr. Goorski.”

For years, mission control tried to find what he meant by “Good luck Mr. Goorski.” They checked with Russian astronauts but could not locate Mr. Goorski. Until now, Neil would not reveal what he meant by “Good luck Mr. Goorski.”

Today in a press conference, he told reporters that years ago, when he was a young boy, he and his brother were playing ball when his brother hit the ball under their neighbor’s bedroom window. When Neil went to retrieve the ball, he overheard his neighbor’s wife, Mrs. Goorski, telling her husband, “ORAL SEX? I’LL GIVE YOU ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!”