One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base.

The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said “Dammit!

I missed!”

“Don’t you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of lightning,” the nun said.

Again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said “Dammit!

I missed!”

“If you say that one more time mister, God will strike you with a bolt of lightning,” the nun said.

Once again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said “Dammit! I missed!”

A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says “Dammit! I missed!”