Three guys go into a store… the first guy buys a wood dildo, the second guy buys a glass dildo, and the third guy buys a 25-foot long dildo.

The next day the first guy comes back with the wooden dildo and says, “I want to return this dildo… it gave my wife splinters.”

The second guy comes back with the glass dildo and says, “I want to return this dildo… it broke off in my wife and now there is glass in my wife.”

The third guy comes back with the 25-foot long dildo. The cashier says, “Lemme guess you want to return your dildo?”

The guy says, “Hell no!! This thing is great!! See that girl in the corner over there? Bang!! Got her!”