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Wednesday, October 21, 1992

In July, Danny Fouts and his wife and her sister, in New York City to appear on the “Sally Jessy Raphael” show to discuss their arrest for shoplifting their wedding supplies on their wedding day in March, were arrested for stealing from the New York Ramada Hotel the TV show had booked them in for their stay.

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Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

Dishes must drip dry.

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

You may not pump your own gas in service stations.

The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.

One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.e.,that which covers one’s body from neck to knee.

Beaverton
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.

Eugene
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s)

Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Klamath Falls
It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

Portland
People may not whistle underwater.

It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)

You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

Marion
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

Myrtle Creek
One may not box with a kangaroo.

Salem
Women may not wrestle in Salem.

Springfield
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.

Stanfield
No more than two people may share a single drink.

Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.

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Sunday, November 29, 1992

The Ontario Press Council dismissed a complaint filed by Allan Sorensen against the Toronto Sun, which had reported that Sorenson had choked his ex-girlfriend.

Sorensen’s complaint was that his reputation was damaged because the Sun engaged in “speculation” that he had used only one hand to choke her (the other being forced into her mouth). In fact, he said he used both hands.

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It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold

Omaha
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

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Sunday, November 29, 1992

The Los Angeles Department of Water and Power (DWP) was ordered to pay $333,000 in penalties to Inyo County because DWP’s property tax payment arrived late — after having been sent back for $3.40 in additional postage.

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