Some great Chuck Norris jokes:Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Ã‚Â C
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks its closet for the iphone. Too bad he didnt look under the bed.
The iphone can taser your enemies so hard that it can actually alter their DNA. Decades from now, their descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell What the hell was that?