Life is short and so is money.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Divide and conquer.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
Itâ€™s good to be clever, but not to show it.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.
Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.
Honesty is the best policy.
If you see something you like, take it and make it better.
If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.
A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
Iâ€™m serious; it was only a joke.
One drop of ink may make a million think.
I only work to enjoy when I am not working.