10. Neighbors describing him as â€œa quiet loner.â€
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, â€œYouâ€™re going to die up there, fat man!â€
8. Canâ€™t stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a â€œsuicide egg.â€
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. Wonâ€™t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. Heâ€™s hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.