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To describe a relationship, let’s use 2 people. (you didn’t expect this approach, did you?) We can call them Mariana and Dominic. These two dark-haired sexy Spaniards have a natural attraction to each other. When they want to be together, what is this called? A relationship! In the human process, it is the male who puts on the first move. If the woman accepts the grunting beast of which is Dominic, she will take him. Which she better. If not, she will move onto another tribe and try her luck elsewhere.

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1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence

2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books

3. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming “wocka wocka wocka."

4. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen

5. Dress up as superherous and stop at least one petty crime “ie. jaywalking, littering…."

6. Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airplanes. Read More…

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How to get the girl? Ignore her.

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There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 100 days after their death.

Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 100 days later. Read More…

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Read More…

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