A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, â€œAye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, thereâ€™s a better one. At MacDougalâ€™s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!â€
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, â€œYeah,thatâ€™s a nice bar, but where I come from, thereâ€™s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, thereâ€™s this place, Vinnyâ€™s. At Vinnyâ€™s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink.â€
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, â€œYou think thatâ€™s great? Where I come from in Dublin, thereâ€™s this place called Murphyâ€™s. At Murphyâ€™s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!â€
â€œWow!â€ say the other two. â€œThatâ€™s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?â€
â€œNo,â€ replies the Irish guy, â€œbut it happened to me sister!â€