Officer: Hello there, maam. Could I see your license please?
Paris: Jesus! I wish you cops would get it together! You just took away my license yesterday, and now you expect me to show it to you? WTF! Not hot!
Officer: Miss Hilton, this is the third time youve had a traffic violation in 1 week!
Paris: Well, why did you stop me this time?
Officer: I didnt maam, the tree did. Its nice you wanted to take your dog into the park, but usually walking works better for everyone. Have you been drinking? Read More…
Officer: Miss Hilton, this is a 65 MPH highway. Why are you going so slowly?
Paris: 65? All the signs I saw said 22. Read More…
Officer: Good evening.
Paris: Well it isnt NOW!
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Paris: Hey, arent you that cop that gave me those verbal warnings last week? Looks like youve had a few donuts since then though. Read More…
A recorded customer service call at Private Jet Services Inc., of a brief conversation with Paris Hilton was making the rounds internally until management deleted it. According to internal sources, Paris called the PJS service center and said This is Paris Hilton. Can you tell me how long it will take to fly from Los Angeles to Las Vegas? The agent replied, Just a minute Miss Hilton. To which Paris replied Wow thats great! Thank you. and hung up.