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This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!!

NAME: Jack Buckley (Grumpy ***)

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From Resumania’s Archive:

1. Job Duties: “Answer phones, file papers, respond to customer e-mails, take odors."
2. Interests: “Gossiping."
3. Favorite Activities: “Playing trivia games. I am a repository of worthless knowledge."
4. Skills: “I can type without looking at thekeyboard."
5. Employer: " Myself; received pay raise for high sales."
6. Objective: “I want to play a major part in watching a company advance."
7. Experience: “Chapter president, 1887-1992."
8. Experience: “Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting."
9. Experience: “I’m a hard worker, etc."
10. Languages: “Speak English and Spinach."
11. Reason for leaving: “I thought the world was coming to an end."
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To acquire a creative development position within the entertainment industry that would utilize my vast (2 years) technical experience.

To find a gig.
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Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.
“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?”
“11″ he replied.
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