that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
they put her photo on food stamps.
when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
burglars break into her home and leave money.
when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
the building society repossed her cardboard box.
she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers
she can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.
when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing….’Moving’ she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ‘Ding-Dong’
I asked her where the ‘facilities were’ and she replied – “Pick a corner…ANY corner…”
I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed – “Who’s tearing down the drapes!!!!”
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said “Sure thing, it’s 4th tree on your right…”
only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted…
when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered – “Lost a shoe?”, and she said – “Nope…just found one…”
she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley….with a box on it…
she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
I went into her ‘living room’, stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted – “Oi, who turned off the heater!”
I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying – “Who knocked???”
I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
she does drive by shootings on the school bus.
when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule – “Don’t use the good china”