master card proposal   Top Pick of the Week: Check out this hilarious master card proposal

MOST WANTED:
Valentine`s Day Jokes
Dumb People Jokes
Viral Videos
Santa Jokes
Funny Pictures
Economy Jokes
Relationship Jokes
Funny Lists
Political Jokes
Motivational Posters
Thanksgiving Jokes
Funniest Jokes
Funny eRepublik
Pranks
Photo of the day

Yo Momma Jokes


The truth about your mother.

she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…”

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’

Read More…

If you liked this, you might also like: master card proposal

Posted in: Funny Lists, Internet Jokes, Yo Momma Jokes No Comments.

I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

she noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!

it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, “Wow, it comes with cable too!”

she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

she sold her Car for Petrol cash!

she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund…

she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

she leaves tell tales signs she’s been using my computer – white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.

she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

she invented a silent car alarm.

that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies…

she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

she was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday.

she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.

she lost her shadow.

she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job

she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.

when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’

Read More…

If you liked this, you might also like: master card proposal

Posted in: Funny Lists, Yo Momma Jokes No Comments.

when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, “Hey you guys, break it up!”

when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…

she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Read More…

If you liked this, you might also like: master card proposal

Posted in: Funny Lists, Yo Momma Jokes No Comments.

that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

they put her photo on food stamps.

when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

burglars break into her home and leave money.

when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

the building society repossed her cardboard box.

she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers

she can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.

when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing….’Moving’ she replied.

I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ‘Ding-Dong’

I asked her where the ‘facilities were’ and she replied – “Pick a corner…ANY corner…”

I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed – “Who’s tearing down the drapes!!!!”

I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said “Sure thing, it’s 4th tree on your right…”

only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted…

when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered – “Lost a shoe?”, and she said – “Nope…just found one…”

she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley….with a box on it…

she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

I went into her ‘living room’, stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted – “Oi, who turned off the heater!”

I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying – “Who knocked???”

I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

she does drive by shootings on the school bus.

when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule – “Don’t use the good china”

If you liked this, you might also like: master card proposal

Posted in: Funny Lists, Yo Momma Jokes No Comments.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

If you liked this, you might also like: master card proposal

Posted in: Yo Momma Jokes No Comments.