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Yo Momma Jokes


The truth about your mother.

Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

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Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

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Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!

I asked her what she was watching, and she said ‘All My Children’

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Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

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Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to church

Yo mama’s so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said “Two trees to your left”

Yo mama’s so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

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