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Jessica Alba Jokes

As she lay back her muscles tightened. She put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refused to be swayed as he approached her. He asked if she was afraid and she shook her head bravely. He has had more experience,
but it’s the first time his fingers have found the right place.

He probed deeply and she shivered; her body tensed; but he was gentle like he promised he’d be.

He looked deeply within her eyes and told her to trust him-he’s done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxed her and she opened wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. She began to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly took his time, wanting to cause her as little pain as possible. As he pressed
closer, going deeper, she felt the tissue give way; pain surging throughout her body and she felt the slight trickle of blood as he continued. He looked at her concerned and asked if it’s too painful. Her eyes were filled with tears but she shook her head and nodded for him to go on. He began going in and out with skill but she was too numb to feel him within her.

After a few moments, she felt something bursting within her and he pulled it out of her, she lay panting, glad to have it over. He looked at her and smiling warmly, told her, with a chuckle; that she had been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.

She smiled and thanked the dentist. After all, it was Jessica Alba’s first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin’?

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