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How Old Are the Two of You?




One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at “makeout point.” Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

“Excuse me, son” said the cop, “but how old are the two of you?”

“I’m eighteen, sir, and” (checking his watch another time) “in ten more minutes, she’ll be eighteen too!”

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37 Responses to “How Old Are the Two of You?”

  1. June 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm #Uncle B

    In an America where 1 in 6 people under 16 have an STD, this story is a remider of how it used to be!

  2. June 14th, 2008 at 8:32 am #ken

    uncle b, do STD’s just go away on your 18th birthday?

  3. June 14th, 2008 at 9:10 am #Anonymous

    Not really =/

  4. June 14th, 2008 at 1:42 pm #Seal

    Uncle B has horrible grammar.

  5. June 14th, 2008 at 11:40 pm #Sam

    AN America, because there’s more than one you know.

  6. June 15th, 2008 at 6:30 am #Tommy

    Sam, that read a lot like sarcasm. For the sake of wanting a reason to laugh at you, I’m going to assume it was. Haha.

  7. June 15th, 2008 at 2:12 pm #Sam

    Tommy – What? I wasn’t being sarcastic. There really ARE two Americas!!

    (That was yet more sarcasm….unnecessary, but fun)

  8. June 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm #Jeremy

    He’s comparing today’s America to the way America was 50 years ago, so his statement was completely correct. Just like when people say, “In a world where there was no hope.” Same concept. Retards.

  9. June 15th, 2008 at 6:03 pm #Pedant

    Actually, there being two (or more) Americas is the point – these multiple Americas are separated by something other than geography e.g., time, ideology, etc.

    But then, in a world gone mad, I wouldn’t expect you to realise that ;)

  10. June 15th, 2008 at 6:31 pm #MK

    north and south!

  11. June 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm #Nathan

    You guys are retarted, ever looked at a map and seen a north and south america

  12. June 16th, 2008 at 12:29 am #-0-0

    North and south America?

  13. June 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am #Pedant

    Wow, Nathan must really think those guys are dumb if they’re retarded by the standards of somebody who can’t spell retarded :P

  14. June 19th, 2008 at 12:37 pm #Ders0

    There are three Americas: South America, and North America, which is split up into the United States of America and the Confederate Republic. Learn your history already.

  15. June 19th, 2008 at 4:33 pm #FAIL

    Fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS, fail and AIDS.

    Nobody remembers Central America.

  16. June 19th, 2008 at 4:48 pm #hob

    i forget what the joke was about now…

  17. June 19th, 2008 at 5:01 pm #Seb

    Let’s leave it at two CONTINENTAL Americas and leave it at that. Is that peachy with everyone?
    And Uncle B’s grammar was flawless. He spelled “reminder” wrong, however.

    Anyway, back to the joke at hand; it isn’t very funny.

  18. June 20th, 2008 at 5:23 am #Bobby Oblesevski

    I is not familiars with such things in my country please can you explains

  19. June 20th, 2008 at 5:54 pm #Corey

    Oh the internet where a joke about sex can become an argument about grammar.

  20. June 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm #Charlie

    Why do they have to be 18? Is that the age limit in the US? Does it matter if they’re 18 if they’re dogging?

  21. June 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm #Scott

    It seems to me that people always get way off topic when commenting on something on the internet. The joke wasn’t that funny, grammar was fine for the most part, but spelling, as usual (for comments such as these) was horrible. Also, it seems nobody remembers CANADA when referring to “The Americas”.
    And just to add an inflammatory statement, Canada repelled two invasions by the US (1775 and 1812), don’t make us do it again on the Internet.

  22. June 23rd, 2008 at 8:55 am #Mat

    I got here from stumbleupon, and I’m starting to wonder whether it was because of the joke or the comments.

  23. June 24th, 2008 at 12:19 pm #Ber

    I’m wondering the same thing mat. But since I’m here…

    “And Uncle B’s grammar was flawless. He spelled “reminder” wrong, however.”

    Subject/verb disagreement with ’1′ being the subject and ‘have’ being the verb.

  24. June 25th, 2008 at 7:04 pm #mac

    ive found that im stumbing just to find these great debates some must go through to get their point across and recognized on these endless comment boards.

    entertain me

  25. July 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm #Professor

    Hello everyone I would like to say only this. There are precisely 3 Americas: North, Central and South. (By this I mean treating America as one Continent of course. That way it would be only one) This Geographically speaking. And for the record I’m writing to you from none of them. Neither Africa, or Asia or Australia.

    Goodbye

  26. July 3rd, 2008 at 2:32 am #Linc

    lol @ “retarted”…

  27. July 5th, 2008 at 5:19 am #barney

    Canada and the U.S. are not separate continents, they are both in the _north_ American continent. When some one says “north America” doesn’t automatically mean they forgot about Canada.

  28. July 6th, 2008 at 9:38 pm #Anthony V

    I like blue razzles. they are fun.

  29. July 7th, 2008 at 1:36 pm #Dan

    ACTUALLY, there are 3 Americas. North Central and South America. However, typically when someone mentions or is regarding “Americans” they are talking about the USA and not Mexico, Canada, Guatemala, Bolivia etc etc…

  30. July 17th, 2008 at 7:52 am #Britny

    All of you guys are retarded. Seriously? Do you have nothing better to do than debate on the internet about a topic that wasn’t even the topic to begin with? Haha, I’m glad I have a life…..

  31. October 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pm #Miz

    What a bitch.

  32. October 6th, 2008 at 11:37 pm #RE: Charlie

    In reference to Charlie’s question, the exact age of consent varies by state and by law. Typically it is 16, but because 16 and 17 year-olds are still minors, they technically need parental permission (in some states)! The exact act and ages vary as well. It also gets very complicated when one party is 18 or older and the other is not.

  33. April 13th, 2009 at 10:11 pm #sarah

    first of all we are in america so retards like uncle b would make a stupid mistake like that and retards who assume the wrong thing are just thinking too hard or really need to sort out their prioraties

  34. April 13th, 2009 at 10:24 pm #sarah

    Uncle b you’re wrong, ken capitalize the beginning of you’re sentences, anonymous when you end a sentence put a period at the end, Tommy ’ha-ha’ is not a sentence so it should not have a period, MK you start a sentence with a capital letter, hob read the last one, Bobby Oblesevske what the fuck, linc read the last one, Anthony v ur just plain off topic, and miz don’t call people a bitch because they don’t have a name miz. K? nd k isn’t a word so u alls r bad at grammer and americans are entertained easily.

  35. April 20th, 2009 at 9:08 am #Dany

    If I were the boss, I‘ll tell the police “because my driver was thinking he was 17 like the song that MLTR sang that‘s why my vehicle was stopped by you".

  36. April 9th, 2010 at 11:11 pm #Aussie

    Australians are more betterer than Americans AND Cadians.

    We just are.

    P.S. joke was funny, and we can “do it” at 16 over here ^_^. As long as we don’t drink alcohol. We can’t do that till we are 18.

    Our priorities are awesome.

  37. July 24th, 2010 at 3:28 am #Barbara Carey

    that fact is if the boy or girl is over the age of 18 and the other is still under the age of 18 he or she can be jailed and labeled a sex offender for statutory rape of a minor under the age of 18 which is a label he or she must keep forever ..” a sex offender “….so he was waiting till after midnight of her birthday to have sex with her ….O.K

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