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Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan find a magic mirror. the mirror tells them that if they say something good that they think about themselves, they get their hearts desire. however, if its a lie, they get sucked into the mirror for ever. Britney steps up and says I think Im the smartest girl in the world and she gets sucked in. Lindsay says I think Im the prettiest girl in the world and she gets sucked in. Paris says I think… and gets sucked in.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. Hurry! Paris said. Its starting to rain. And the top is down!

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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are driving down the highway in a convertible. Lindsay knows that shes speeding so she asks Paris if theres a cop behind them. The Paris looks behind her and sees a cop and says Oh shit. There is a cop behind us. Lindsay says That sucks. Are his lights on? Paris says Yes…No…Yes…No…Yes…No

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Paris walked into a library because she wanted to experience something new. She walks up to the counter and says Can I have a burger and fries? The librarian says, Im sorry, this is a library. So Paris whispers, Can I have a burger and fries?

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Q. Why were Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie fired from their Simple Life job at a banana company?
A. They threw out all of the bent ones.

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