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0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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3 Responses to “0 to 200 in 6 seconds”

  1. September 16th, 2009 at 10:40 pm #Martha

    Very Funny!!!
    My husband liked it too

  2. October 24th, 2009 at 7:53 pm #Jahangir

    Very funny :D

  3. November 19th, 2009 at 7:43 pm #Poojii.

    hahah, this was HALERIOUS..
    i told my family and they started crackiiin upp :p

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