A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The man went down first, while the wife was finishing up a business meeting in New York City. The husband arrived and decided to email his wife to tell her he arrived in Key West.

After he typed his message, he accidentally typed in the wrong email address. The email went to a woman who was grieving over her recently deceased husband. The grieving woman checked her email, read the man’s letter, Read More…

A man complains to a friend, “I can’t take it anymore.”

“What’s wrong?” his concerned friend asks.

“It’s my wife. Everytime we have an argument, she gets historical!”

“You mean hysterical,” his friend said, chuckling.

“No, I mean HISTORICAL,” the man insists. “Every argument we have, she’ll go ..”I still remember that time when you ….”

John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asked.

“Not really,” said Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” said John.

“No,” she responded.

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggested.

She again rejected his offer. “Well what would you like for our anniversary?” John asked.

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answered Mary.

“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” said John.

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinkcup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
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Stanley was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player, who was known primarily for his lack of I.Q. and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”

Stanley’s wife replied, “Why thank you, dear!”