A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” She did and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. Read More…

One day, a man went to a flower shop. He wanted to know what he should get his wife for their anniversary. The owner pulled out a bird and said, “His name’s Chet. Light a match under his left leg and he sings Happy Anniversary. Light a match under his right leg and he sings Happy Birthday.”

Since the man wasn`t a very good shopper, he took it instead of flowers. He took it home to his wife, and she loved it. She lit a match under his left leg and he sang “Happy Anniversary.” Then, she lit one under his right leg, and he started singing “Happy Birthday.” She was so pleased, but then she wondered, “What would happen if I lit a match under both of his legs?” So she did. Then, Chet started singing, “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire…”

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Read More…

A wife comes in and yells, “Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!”

Her husband yells back, “But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”

The wife replies, “I don’t care! Just get the hell out!”

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

The husband says: “WHAT??” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen and he might as well deal with it.

The next day the husband takes his wife shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has Read More…