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You are from Canada

You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when….

You only know three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

The mosquitoes have landing lights.

You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.

Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.

You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.

You head south to go to your cottage.

You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won’t prowl on your deck.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

The major parish fund-raiser isn’t bingo – it’s sausage making.

You find -40C a little chilly.

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.

You can play road hockey on skates.

You know 4 seasons – Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Northern friends.

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3 Responses to “You are from Canada”

  1. March 3rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm #Noporiously

    None of those were funny. Nice try though.

  2. May 2nd, 2009 at 9:02 am #Some of those cracks were worthwhile, in my personal belief. 1) I liked "...the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant". (A similar quip can be read in Shannon Blake's play "The Passages Of Everett Manning") 2)..."potholes"...3)..."local paper"... 4).

    Some of those cracks are worthwhile, in my personal belief.

    1) I liked “…the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.” (A related quip can be read in Shannon Blake’s play “The Passages of Everett Manning”) 2)…”potholes”…3)…”local paper”…4)…”mosquito repellent…”

  3. January 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 am #Tomas Bednorz

    A classmate recommended me to look at this post, brill post, fascinating read… keep up the cool work!

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