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What’s on your back?




Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”

The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?”

“I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

“What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American.

He responds, “I’ll take the Mexican.”

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2 Responses to “What’s on your back?”

  1. September 26th, 2009 at 7:22 pm #somebody

    haha its so funny how americans are such pussies. while mexicans are as strong as diamonds :) so shut your ass up and look at wimps that can take a whipping

    remember the chancla? of course YOU don’t!

  2. September 26th, 2009 at 7:23 pm #somebody

    * and look at you wimps that can’t take a whopping.
    Sorry, misspelled

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