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The 2008 Presidential Candidates

~ from RHF

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?

DISCLAIMER: Attention all no-sense-of-humor types! This is a joke. Take your political battles somewhere else. Comments on moderation.

6 Responses to “The 2008 Presidential Candidates”

  1. May 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm #Knightman

    Of course we need this election.
    How else can our Politicians make themselves feel important to us? Because we obviously know they are worthless liars.
    I’m voting for the large breasts balancing the pitchers of beer. :)

  2. May 4th, 2008 at 10:35 am #Give me a break

    Calling women bitches is supposed to be funny? And for those who don’t think it is, we have “no sense of humor”?

    “True war hero” . Whatever. This pathetic attempt at covering up your sexism and racism is as asinine as your ignorant, stupid ass.

    Of course, this is all in fun. So don’t take offense.

  3. May 6th, 2008 at 8:40 am #Ouroborus


    Shut up, bitch!

  4. May 6th, 2008 at 10:01 pm #Nathan

    Woot! Beer!

  5. June 2nd, 2008 at 6:12 pm #Zerg

    The guy who is complaining is an idiot…

    If he wants to complain that it is not politically correct than he can run for office himself, and we can make fun of him

    I am sure we can all get a kick out of that…

    If Hilary got Breast Implants, I am sure the competition would be closer xD

  6. June 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm #stfu

    ……just shut up. you don’t have a sense of humor if u take everything seriously….kinda defines not having a sense of humor. i can’t believe u took offense at that joke…

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