6 I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said. “No. I hate myself now.” (Rodney Dangerfield)
7 A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, “please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back.” And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: “He had a hat!” (Myron Cohen)
8 Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Heres that $20 I owe you,” he says.
9 I went to my doctor and told him “my penis is burning.” He said, “That means somebody is talking about it.” (Garry Shandling)
10 A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, “Are you comfortable?” The guy says: “I make a good living.” (Henny Youngman)
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September 14th, 2008 at 3:53 am #1n0nly-albanian
a man gets on a plane,sitting next to him was a parrot.
when the plane took of an was in the air.the parrot wanted to drink something, so he calls the stewards that help on the plane,and he said”i want a fucking drink”, so the lady gets him a drink.next the man ask for a drink n he was all nice and polite he asks the lady for the a drink tooo.the lady said ok,it will only b a minute.afterwards the parrot wantedsomething to it,he was like”i want fucking this and fucking that”,the lady got him what he wanted,the man ask her wots it takin so long for his drink, the lady said to be paishent,the man waited but the drink neva came.so he started swearing to the lady.the lady said”thats it i had enough of both of you”,so the lady throwed both of them of da plane,the parrot said to the man”can u fly?”,the man was like”no”. the parrot replied”so why u chattin shit?”
December 30th, 2008 at 6:28 pm #sexy bum
April 21st, 2009 at 5:32 pm #Jackie
Those were quite amusing, I’ve heard better. I’m surprised the two people who commented before me understood even one of the jokes. Good for you!
June 17th, 2009 at 3:44 am #gayy
what a gayy c*nt jokes
July 8th, 2009 at 7:54 pm #Michael
There were a few there I hadn’t heard. It’s worth the time..;)
August 16th, 2009 at 12:09 am #Missy
LOL! I needed that : P Anyone would liked these jokes should read the one Watson and Holmes joke… LOVE it haha! Anyway. Thanks for these
September 17th, 2009 at 1:21 pm #JAMES
dis sh*t was lame i can tell a whole bunch of white folks wrote dis sh*t.
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:29 am #Antionette
dat was sick
October 26th, 2009 at 11:29 pm #not real name
what.. the.. fu ck. dude, DUDE, get a LIFFFEEEEEEEEEE.
December 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm #Jim
People that use the words DIS and DAT, need to go back to Africa…or where ever you found your “Latin Love” Stupid ebonic douchebags. Learn to speak PROPER ENGLISH. You un-ed-jew-kated pieces of sh*t
December 7th, 2009 at 2:21 am #rob
fuck you jim, you worthless piece of scumbag spineless shit 4 brains
February 6th, 2010 at 7:09 pm #harveywallbanger
Shut the fuck up all of you. Just shut the fuck up.
Some classic jokes here.
If your to fucking dumb or impoverished to comprehend them then check the fuck out of balloon puppetry U and get a fucking education.
March 13th, 2010 at 6:54 am #mick
If we’re talking about education, ‘to fucking dumb’ is wrong you self-imposing knobjockey. Should be ‘too’.
March 18th, 2010 at 6:28 pm #Peter Mokhothu
If there are jokes in this world that are worse than this, I’d like 2 see them. I’m a person who admires miracles.
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June 12th, 2010 at 2:20 pm #mousam
the name should be 100 CHUTIYA jokes of all tim
June 13th, 2010 at 7:28 pm #strykass911
I think the replies are as funny as the jokes. Thought I was still reading the jokes for a minute. Wow, reality IS the best comedy
July 1st, 2010 at 1:11 am #happy man:) (not gay:P)
I liked most of these jokes. I just wish people would do the following: 1. quit complaining about stuff you don’t like. If you don’t like it someone does, that’s kind of why it’s here. lol. and 2. that people who speak english, learn it properly. I admire that you’re at least attempting to speak it though. It’s a very hard language to learn, but I bet with a little practice you can master it.
July 1st, 2010 at 6:47 pm #asuul714
These are the best jokes I’ve seen on this site. I fail to see any reason to make racist, sexual, or insulting comments about how bad these jokes may seem; and sentences with four or five swear words in them are not going to make your arguments any more convincing. Also, stop correcting other people’s grammatical errors when you don’t know any grammar yourselves.
July 14th, 2010 at 1:44 am #Rob Elsewhere
Hey Moderator – delete the ignorant ramblings of the uneducated.
Hey “Morons wid ‘tude”, If you don’t like the jokes, move on. Why waste your time writing comments that nobody is going to find:
c. worth taking time to read
Oh, and guys….
… learn English.