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  • “Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays.” — On the bottom of a pizza parlor’s take-out menu.
  • “Parking for drive-through customers only.” — A sign at a McDonald’s in California.
  • “We are Handicapped – Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.” — A notice in a restaurant.
  • “Eat Here – Get Gas” — A sign at a gas station.
  • “Hot drinks to take out or sit in.” — A sign on a cafe.
  • “You can’t beat our meat!” — A sign on a restaurant, now closed.
  • “Our Infamous Steaks” — A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.
  • “Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1″ — A sign at a McDonald’s.
  • “NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.” — A sign at an Arby’s in North Bend, Washington.
  • “Please consume all food on premises.” — A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.
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