Encyclopedia of Humor

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him “lunch”.

Why do elephants live in herds?
To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
Wet.

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won’t close.

How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
There’ll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.