Encyclopedia of Humor

What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?

Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.

Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?

A: A faggot won’t go downtown with you to beat up queers!

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)

Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy,” Kids: “Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?”