When a real-estate agency hadn’t sold our house, we decided to do it ourselves. I placed ads in the local papers, spray painted a “For Sale” message on a sign board and posted it outside.
When my husband came home that evening, he told me, laughing, that my sign was the most truthful one he had ever seen. Confused, I rushed outside to take a look. In my haste I had printed – “For Sale by Ower.”
My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won’t pay.
My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he’d still be there today if the Governor hadn’t pardoned him.
The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.
Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
My buyers want a new home on the outskirts—of their income, that is.
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When the last of their three children was about to leave home, my parents decided to buy a smaller house.
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BUYER: “Oh, about twice a day.”
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One Sunday afternoon a couple sees an ad in the paper. They can’t believe their eyes. There is a house in the paper for $1000 that is in the nicest part of town. We are talking about a Highland Park mansion for $1000. They think this has to be a misprint, but decide to call anyway.
They say to lady who answers we saw your ad, and realize it is a misprint correct. She tells them no it’s not & you are actually the first ones to call. Read More…
