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Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new
national anthem for the United States, “Yank my Dandy Doodle!”

Janet Reno and Hilary Clinton were engaging in typical girl talk. Hilary told Janet how lucky she was not having men make unwanted advances towards her, and that she never knew where Bill’s pecker was the night before. Janet Reno remarked that just because she wasn’t beautiful didn’t mean that men didn’t make passes at her.

So Hillary asked Janet how she warded off these unwanted sexual advances and Janet told her that whenever a man made an unwanted pass at her, she mustered up the loudest, stinkiest fart she could, and that it worked every time.

Hilary thought this was a great idea and decided to use it the next time Bill got frisky.

That night, Bill was in bed before Hilary. As soon as she slipped between the covers, Bill rolled over and Hilary knew he wanted some action. She had been saving her farts all day and let out the loudest, crudest fart she could.

Bill got up on one elbow and said, “Janet, that you?”

At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discounted
every Presidents Day.