Encyclopedia of Humor

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Only a mediocre person is always at their best.

Only them as knows their own…knows.

Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.

Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

Old programmers never die, they just abend.

On a beautiful day like this, it’s hard to believe anybody can be unhappy; but we will work on it.

On successive charts of the same organization, the number of boxes will never decrease.

One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.

One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. – Elbert Hubbard

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions today is tomorrow.

One of those days? I have one of those lives.

One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.

Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less.

Of all forces acting on man, change is the most beneficial and the most cruel.

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Office Of Precision Guesswork

Old age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill.

Nobody wants to read anyone else’s formulas.

Nobody told me.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Nothing can be done in one trip.

Nothing ever comes out as planned.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.

Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.

No matter how much you do, you’ll never do enough.

No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would.

No matter which direction you start, it’s always against the wind coming back.

No matter which way you go, it’s always uphill and against the wind.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

No problem is so formidable that you can’t just walk away from it.

No real problem has a solution.

No two identical parts are exactly alike.

Nobody notices the big errors.

Nobody notices when things go right.