A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought one item for survival.
The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, “Why?” The red-head
replied, “To prevent us from dying of thirst.”
The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, “Why?” The brunette
replied, “To prevent us from dying of hunger.”
The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked,
“Why?” The blonde replied, “To roll down the window if it gets hot.”
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Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.
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Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
A: The “Miss Blonde Hide-and-Seek Champion of 1985
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Q: What goes “Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech”?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.
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Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?
A: A brunette with a bad breath.
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