Encyclopedia of Humor

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks.”

The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.”

“No. Those are deer tracks.”

They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”

“Oh, No!” she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.

“Who was God’s son?” said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said, “Andy!”

“That’s interesting. . . What made you say that?” said Saint Peter

Then She started to sing: “Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me. . . “

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person who asks, “Where did you get that?”

A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”