Encyclopedia of Humor

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where
the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN
RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could
do without the ironing lady.

Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do
without the gardener.

: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Grade 4.

Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

Q2: What’s the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.