Encyclopedia of Humor

Q: Why do blondes have legs?

A1: So they don’t get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don’t leave trails, like little snails.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?

A: So she could lip read.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don’t tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and
come home?

A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a
television