Encyclopedia of Humor

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pies have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?

A: All you can eat, under a buck

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

A: They both wiggle when you eat them.