Encyclopedia of Humor

You Are Different and That’s Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Veggies
Dad’s New Wife Steve
Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

-Your village called- they’re missing an idiot.

-I’m the man of the house and i have my wife’s permission to say so!

-There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

-Sex on TV can’t hurt unless you fall off.

-HEALTH is merely the slowest possible rate at which on can DIE.

-Follow your dreams (except the on where your at school in your underwear)

-on a bumbper sticker: Insured with the mafia; you hit us and we’ll hit you!

free yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog
free puppies…part german shepherd part stupid dog
German shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Read More…